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“This report of my death was an exaggeration.” – Mark Twain

Yes, I am still here. It’s been two weeks since I posted, probably my longest stretch since I kicked this thing off nearly a year and a half ago. But the holidays were busy, my wife and I have been enjoying time with our little girl, and I frankly haven’t been partaking in much beer lately. Which is all fine, as I’ve taken the short respite to reflect on where it is I’m heading with this beer soaked corner of the Internet.

I love beer, I love learning about beer, and I love brewing it for friends and family.

But I gotta be honest…while the blog has been a source of satisfaction that’s helped feed my writing bug and allowed me to connect with some amazing people, it’s also felt at times like a meandering mish mash of stories and blurbs with little definitive framework or roadmap. I do sporadic reviews, I talk homebrew, and I very occasionally throw in a few interviews for good measure.

Maybe that’s a simplistic characterization. But despite the blogger doldrums I seem to find myself in at the moment, I think things have generally gone OK. There’s been a decent variety, and folks seem to have appreciated what I’ve put out there.

However, there’s a natural evolution to everything, and this blog is no different. A little bit of introspection is healthy. Which is why I think a slight refinement to the blog and approach I’m taking is in order… a recommitment if you will.

So without further ado, inspired by my friend Jay at Hedonist Beer Jive, my beer blog resolutions for the coming year:

Stop chasing my tail
With the continued growth in craft beer, it seems nearly every week brings a slew of new beer releases from breweries all across the country. Beer geeks far and wide wait with bated breath, hang on every cryptic Tweet from a brewer, fuel rumors on Beer Advocate forums, and drive endless miles to sit for hours in a line with other beer nomads in hopes of scoring their loot.

As a self-respecting beer blogger, I’d be remiss in not paying attention to some of this, especially releases from the more notable brewers out there. But the endless amount of energy (and expense) required to keep up with it all can be debilitating. My overflowing basement beer cellar is testament to this…my wife likes to say I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a collecting problem. In the process, we sometimes forget about the fantastic offerings already at our disposal…the beers we ignorantly brush by on the liquor store shelf looking for that latest and greatest hype monster.

One of my original goals for the site was to provide education, recommendation and discussion of beers that anyone in the Twin Cities could easily procure, no matter if you’re a hardcore beer geek or someone just looking for something nice to pair with dinner. Consequently, my attention this year will shift to some of these lesser talked about but equally worthy beers, a more robust mix of stylistic hallmarks and local offerings, with of course the occasional overhyped limited release tossed in.

More people, more features
Reviews are fine, but the good stories reside with real people that work in and support the growing craft beer industry. I’d like to showcase these brewers, homebrewers, and beer experts as a way of celebrating our local and national craft beer culture, and hopefully learn a few things along the way from the folks making it happen.

I’ll also be making a concerted effort to include more feature articles on beer styles and homebrewing topics focused on technique, recipes and my own experiments. And how could I forget event coverage…whether it’s the Autumn Brew Review, Winterfest, or GABF, I’ll do my best to offer a hopefully informed take on the experience.   

Focus on food
The relationship between food and beer is something I’m endlessly fascinated with, spurred on by my love of homebrewing and growing interest in cooking at home. Whether it’s matching food and beer, cooking with beer, or finding ways to brew beer with nontraditional ingredients, I’ll be exploring the topic more thoroughly.

Cut the shitty artwork
Not sure if it’s user error, the fact my camera completely blows, or a combination thereof. But any site worth its proverbial salt needs to provide compelling imagery to complement the copy. Out of focus, dimly lit, proportionally challenged pictures aren’t cutting it. I’ve been painfully aware of this shortcoming for a while, and intend to remedy it.

Building on the artwork theme, I’ve also been contemplating a design change to the blog as a whole, allowing me to more effectively incorporate images, video and other multimedia to hopefully provide a richer user experience. This is one of the loftier goals for the year, so more to come on that…

Get certified
I think my palate is already pretty well refined thanks largely to my homebrewing experience. And I’d like to think I have a pretty solid grasp on beer history and style, at least enough to be dangerous. But you can never learn enough, which is why I’ll be exploring the Cicerone and BJCP programs to build on the knowledge I’ve gathered on my own.

I’ve already passed the Cicerone Beer Server exam, the first step on the road to Cicerone certification, so I need to step it up and start studying for the real deal in the coming year. I’m also hoping to get involved in beer judging, and will ideally complete the required BJCP coursework to gain certification and start building some experience on this front. Combined, I’m hopeful the knowledge I gain will enhance my sensory evaluation and understanding of the beer spectrum, ultimately making this a stronger resource for beer lovers out there.

Looking forward to a good year.

A little off topic…but I couldn’t help myself. The Yankees are gonna need all the Brooklyn Brewery Pennant Ale ’55 they can get.

File:Flag of Belgium.svgWhen I look at my blog stats, I routinely get a bunch of referrals from various search engines with people trying to figure out how to pronounce beer names, most of them traditional Belgian brands and styles. St. Feuillien? Westvleteren? Oud bruin? You got me pal, I’m just an ignorant American who likes his Freedom Fries hot and his Belgian beers served ice cold, preferably from a Coors vented widemouth can.

So I stumbled on a pretty cool resource* that helps dispel some of the semantic stupefication. Aside from a fantastic library of audio files outlining correct beer pronunciations in both Flemish and French, The Belgian Beer Escort is a really great site that offers a ton of useful information on travel tips if you’re planning a beer tour of the country, tasting notes, which Belgian offerings are imported to the U.S., and even what glassware and pouring techniques to use. Check it out.

* Thanks to Dean for the link.

My good friend in Germany sent me a nice little care package straight from the monks at St. Sixtus. Great way to kick off my Memorial Day weekend with some Westy 12, 8 and blonde. He even sent a commemorative Westy glass, coaster and some kind of map to the monastery which I of course can’t understand. Very cool.

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dsc02058So we got a BBQ smoker recently as a wedding gift, and I’ve been putting it through its paces.

A couple weeks ago for my wife’s birthday party, I smoked four racks of St. Louis style spare ribs over hickory which turned out sublime. Since it was my first time smoking, I wasn’t exactly sure what I was doing, but everything seemed to work out OK as the 20 people at our house kept coming back for seconds.

This weekend, I decided to smoke up a brisket over mesquite, which after a little research sounds like one of the harder meats to cook. Very high probability of it going dry. So this morning I got the coals going in the smoker (I use the hardwood “cowboy” chunks, they burn hotter and give a nicer aroma than coal), and put the brisket on the grill. A couple days ago I whipped up a dry rub and let the brisket marinate, ensuring that all the spicy goodness would soak into the meat. 

The special surprise I’m planning to offer to my guests this evening is my homemade BBQ sauce…a Dark Lord-infused Texas Pit sauce that tastes absolutely fantastic even after just taking it off the stove. Here’s what I used for the sauce:

2 tbsp unsalted butter
2 white onions, minced
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 cup ketchup
1 cup packed brown sugar
1/3 cup Worcestershire sauce
1/4 cup steak sauce
2 tsp cider vinegar
1/2 cup Dark Lord (or any stout of your choosing)

Melt the butter in a regular sauce pan, and add the onions and garlic. Simmer for about 5 minutes, but don’t brown the onions. After that, add the ketchup, brown sugar, Worcestershire, steak sauce, cider vinegar and Dark Lord. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to simmer for about 20-30 minutes. The sauce will thicken up. Store in the refrigerator to further congeal the sauce, and serve as a condiment for the brisket. 

Of course, the main benefit to cooking a brisket and making a BBQ sauce starting at 10 a.m. is the fact that you get to start drinking beer…can’t say I’ve ever had something as extraordinary as Dark Lord this early in the morning, but I’d rather have Dark Lord for breakfast instead of eggs and toast any day of the week.

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3 pound brisket flat on top rack, 4 lb brisket flat on bottom rack

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I seem to be spending alot of time lately at The Happy Gnome.

My uncle and I swung in there this weekend on a gorgeous Saturday afternoon, the kind of early Spring day in Minnesota that brings people out of doors in T-shirts and shorts even though it’s 45 degrees*. I needed to drop off several entries at Northern Brewer for this year’s National Homebrew Competition, and since we were already in the neighborhood I thought it wouldn’t be a bad idea to grab some lunch and maybe a couple nice beers to wash it down.

The scene at your typical neighborhood pub on a lazy afternoon is about as perfect as it gets, in my opinion. Nobody’s in a rush, you don’t feel like an annoyance for striking up a conversation with the bartender who otherwise might be in the weeds, and it seems as if you’ve got the beer world at your fingertips with a plethora of interesting craft offerings to sample. That is, if you’re lucky enough to have a local watering hole that cares about craft beer. 

As usual, the draught selection at the Gnome was great. A handful of nice Belgians, local stuff from Lift Bridge and Summit, some limited release and seasonal offerings from dozens of others. But Great Divide’s Yeti Imperial Stout caught my attention. I’d tried a small glass of it at the recent FirkinFest, and was impressed, but I wanted to give it a real test drive to see how it stacked up to some other stouts I’ve been trying lately.

Yeti is the kind of stout that immediately puts a big smile on your face. Poured with a creamy mocha head into a bowled glass, filling out with a beautiful jet-black body. Comforting aromas of chocolate and roasted barley in the nose, with a hint of earthy hops. For the great chocolatey nose you get up front, it’s surprisingly bitter in the taste. Not as much of the malty sweetness as you might expect for the style. But I think the bitterness is more of a “bittersweet” quality from the specialty malts as opposed to an excess of hops. You also get a touch of alcohol in the finish, as it comes in around 9.5% ABV, but it’s subtle enough not to distract. Great carbonation level too, gives it a full-bodied mouthfeel that reminds you what kind of beer you’re drinking.  

A very enjoyable, aptly named big beer. Would love to get my hands on the Oak-Aged version of this at some point. 

Rating: A-

* The National Weather Service is predicting a massive blizzard bringing up to a foot of snow in parts of the state on Monday…so you never know what you’re going to get in Minnesota this time of year.

Having run a beer blog for about six months now, I’ve been regularly surprised (and in some cases shocked) at the various search terms people are using to find my little corner of the Web. Based on that, I’ve decided to take a moment to address some of the more pressing questions and issues that apparently are floating around out there in the beer world.

1. “Two Hearted Fish” or “Two Hearted Ale Fish”
Collectively, I’ve received hundreds of hits based on these search terms. Everyone wants to know what the hell fish is depicted on the label of Bell’s Two Hearted Ale. And based on my amateur zoological opinion and salmon fishing experience, it’s definitely a rainbow trout. But to be more specific, I think the name of the beer is actually an homage to “Big Two-Hearted River”, an Ernest Hemingway story that chronicles the main character’s efforts to cope with post-traumatic stress disorder after World War I by traveling to the Big Two-Hearted River in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula to go trout fishing and commune with nature. It’s either that, or the folks at Michigan-based Bell’s just really enjoy fly fishing on the river.

2. “Surly Darkness”
Far and away the number one hit-getter on my site. Everyone seems to want to know when Darkess is coming out (presumably around Halloween again, but distribution channels are up in the air given the stupid new state production laws) or how to make a clone recipe. Not exactly sure on the clone, but I do know they use eight different malt varieties with a load of hops to balance it out. I think it’s safe to say there’s a fair amount of black patent and high Lovibond Crystal in there.

3. “Unibroue Pronunciation”
Yeah, I’m not exactly sure on how to say it either. I always go with “uni-brow” or sometimes “uni-bro” but that might not be accurate. I also get alot of people wondering about pronunciation of La Fin du Monde (coincidentally made by Unibroue). I took a couple years of French class in high school, so you’d think I would know. But I didn’t pay very good attention because I generally spent most of my junior year gawking at my very attractive 21-year-old student teacher from the U of M.

4. ”Captain’s Chair”
Pretty obvious why search engines bring people to my site based on this term. But it’s frightening to me how many people are really interested in buying a life-size replica of Captain Kirk’s chair from the set of Star Trek. My site is not, and never will be, a place to find information about the Starship Enterprise, United Federation of Planets, or why Klingons looked different during the original 1960′s show compared to the subsequent films and TV series. Shit…I should just erase those words lest I get a ton of weirdo Trekkies frequenting my site now.

5. “Calories in Hop Slam”
Another Bell’s search term. Considering I haven’t even reviewed this beer yet, I find it intriguing that people get to my site trying to find info on it. I googled the term and couldn’t really find much on the caloric content either, but did happen across this site that I may never look at again for fear that I’ll start thinking about the number of calories I’m putting in my body every time I sit down to enjoy a few craft brews. Based on the list on that site, I’d put Hop Slam in the 275-300 calorie neighborhood. I don’t even want to know about DFH 120.

6. “Best Macro Beer”
I laugh every time I see this one. I envision some guy sitting at his computer, seriously contemplating how he’s going to spend the $8 he has burning a hole in his pocket for a 12-pack of fine American pilsner. 

And finally, some one-off odd terms from along the way:

  • Sex chair
  • Nice Rack #3
  • 101st Airborne
  • Fishing stoned
  • Coors Light best beer ever
  • Muskie tackle widowmaker
  • Is a B minus in college good?
  • Liver spots
  • Apartments in Minneapolis
  • Sarah Palin hot governor
  • Scrabble strategy

Not sure why I enjoy this.

Maybe it’s because I’m a closeted metal freak. Been to four Pantera shows (which might qualify me as legally insane in some states). Combine that with my love of fermented barley, and you’ve got yourself one hell of a cool music video. Enjoy.

dsc01586Dear readers, I sit before you a very grateful man.

Since I’ve gotten interested in craft beer and familiarized myself with the more hard-to-find offerings out there, one name has consistently popped up amongst the beer geek circles as the most desirable and treasured of them all. I’m talking Westvleteren.

Well, through a stroke of luck and good timing, I am now the proud owner of Westvleteren 12 (quadrupel) and 8 (dubbel). Two of the most rare and sought after beers in the world, thanks in large part to its extraordinarily limited distribution…as in you can’t get it unless you literally call the monks at St. Sixtus ahead of time to make an appointment, drive to their monastery in rural West Flanders, Belgium, and after the proper credentials have been verified humbly take your ration of two cases allotted to each person only once per month.

As you may have guessed, “Westy” has earned a mystique and lore arguably unmatched by any other beer on the face of the Earth. It’s been the #1 ranked beer in the world according to Beer Advocate for countless years running. The Wall Street Journal did a piece on the monastery in 2007, noting that the monks of St. Sixtus still use the same recipe they’ve kept quietly to themselves since the 1830′s. St. Sixtus is the smallest of the seven Trappist beer-producing monasteries, and unlike the others, all of the brewing is solely managed by the monks themselves. They do have a handful of secular employees, but only for bottling and other manual labor. And they don’t look to turn a profit, either. From our friend Wikipedia:

“Whilst the brewery is a business by definition (its purpose is to make money), it does not exist for pure profit motives, and they do no advertising except for a small sign outside the abbey which indicates the daily availability of each beer. The monks have repeatedly stated that they only brew enough beer to run the monastery, and will make no more than they need to sell, regardless of demand. During World War II, the brewery stopped supplying wholesalers and since then they only sell to individual buyers in person at the brewery or the visitor’s centre opposite. These methods all go against modern business methods, however as stated by the Father Abbott on the opening of the new brewery, ‘We are no brewers. We are monks. We brew beer to be able to afford being monks.’”

Frankly, I can’t think of a higher calling than that.

So how did I come by said beers? Well, a very generous local Twin Cities beer afficionado agreed to a nice little trade for a handful of hard-to-find offerings that I had in my cellar. While my stock was noticeably depleted from the transaction, I think we both walked away feeling like we got a pretty fair deal. He even threw in a bottle of Troeg’s Nugget Nectar and their Scratch Beer 16. Incredibly nice. 

Not sure when I’ll review these. I may just stare at them in awe for the next couple years while they mature.

Huge thanks to Mr. Biniek.

dsc01467There are a few things I plan on incorporating into my house after spending a week in Mexico getting married on the beaches of Playa del Carmen.

First, a swim-up bar right off the kitchen. Wouldn’t be that big of a deal to construct. Knock out the underutilized corner of the room, lay in a fiberglass pool lining that extends out into the backyard near the patio and flower garden, and build a beautifully appointed marble bar complete with taps and plenty of shelf space for high-end liquor. I’m talking extra anejo tequila. And plenty of it.

Second, a massage bench, complete with Spanish speaking masseuse, overlooking the 50 yards of white sand that I’d haul in to cover my entire back yard near the swim-up bar. This one is actually more for my wife, as I hate massages. The feeling of people touching my back just plain creeps me out for some reason. But the thought of having 24×7 access to this luxury would make me feel pretty damn good. 

Third, a buffet. But I’m not talking about a few card tables set up with Sterno cans heating day-old chicken cordon bleu and powdery mashed potatoes. I mean an endless selection of the finest cuilinary delights from around the world, perfectly cooked to your taste at whatever time you want it. People politely asking if you’d like another mojito with lunch. Wondering if you’d like them to seat you closer to the beach-front tables, or under the swaying palm providing the perfect amount of shade from the tropical sun. And lots of soft-serve ice cream. Oh yes…endless streams of soft-serve ice cream topped with granola, coconut shavings and melted dark and white chocolate.  

dsc013531And fourth, a Cuban humidor stocked with only the finest cigars from our least favorite trading partner. And I’m not talking about the fake shit rolled in the Dominican Republic and sheathed with the bullshit wrapper with black and white circles. Uh uh. I’m talking real Cohibas, Bolivars, Montecristos, and San Cristobals as long and thick as your arm. The kind that take you half a day to pull your way through, each magnificent puff eliciting the distinct smell of REAL tobacco. No fillers or sawdust in there. Real tobacco, something we’re not accustomed to here in the U.S. Paired perfectly with a phenomenal scotch, like Macallan 25 or (more realistically) Johnnie Walker Blue.   

dsc014621Sigh. If you haven’t picked up by now, our Mexican wedding/honeymoon trip was beyond fantastic. For anyone that cares, I’d HIGHLY recommend spending your next vacation down at Barcelo Maya, one of the nicest all-inclusive joints around. Swimming pools the size of football fields, snaking in and out of endless swim-up bars, fantastic grilles and buffets, and of course overlooking the shockingly beautiful aqua blue waters of the Caribbean. We spent much of our time at the Palace, the high-end part of the resort, and from the moment you get there until the time you leave you feel like royalty. A regular hacienda owner in command of a staff of hundreds all dedicated to making every one of your requirements a reality. Well, almost every requirement. Because the resort fell completely on its face when it came to providing good beer. But, that was expected, and I wasn’t necessarily disappointed since I was intraveneously hooked up to a continuous flow of anejo tequila, high-end scotch and beautifully-mixed mojitos that would sneak up and knock you on the back of the head with a conch shell. 

It was unequivocally the best time of our lives. Look for more on the beer (and the rare anejo tequila not available in the U.S. I brought back) in the not-too-distant future.

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